I live north of Chicago, not far from Wisconsin in fact.  But several months ago I was in a cemetery in central Indiana with 8 other PGR guys, waiting for a hearse.

 

I have gone ahead of the main group to Abraham Lincoln with Wolfman a few times and part of the PGR experience is seeing the same faces at several funerals.  This time I was in the company of guys I had never met before, and who knew nothing of me.  Of course that didn’t matter to the mission.  We all knew how to follow orders.

 

Unfortunately, the joker in charge didn’t know how to give them.  Instead of simple instructions, he wanted to have conversations about everything.  Well, we were not in combat, so what was the harm?  In hindsight, there was harm.

 

Our waiting time at the cemetery was governed by the length of the service being given at a distant church.  It was an unseasonably hot day and we sought the small comfort of the shade of a big tree near the cemetery entrance.  The National Guard guys were in two groups, both near the grave.  One group was practicing folding a flag.  The other group was practicing aiming their rifles.

 

Our group was listening to the joker in charge talk non-stop.  It became evident that he considered the spotlight to be on him and that he was the star.  He even brought his girlfriend/wife along to see him in his glory.  I grew tired of the sound of his voice.

 

“Beans, boots and bullets”, right?  That is what every NCO is supposed to be all about.  I figured I owed him respect – it would be embarrassing to everyone to have a conflict right there in the cemetery.  Then he told a joke.

 

It wasn’t really a joke – more of a story with a punch-line.  His captive audience was growing weary of him and he clearly wanted to force us to love him.  He said that the Patriot Guard should announce a two-week stand-down so that all the Westboro people would stay at home.  He went on at length about how we should assure them that we would be idle on the theory that they only want to confront us, and that in our absence, they would huddle in their compound near Topeka.  We understood that he was building-up to a big finish and he went on and on about that.  “And then, when we have got them all together in one house, we should do a Waco on them.”

 

The idiot.

 

His punchline was met with silence.  Maybe we were all tired of hearing him carry-on, maybe it was just the heat of the day.  I am inclined to believe that none of us thought his suggestion was a good one.  Nor did we find it humorous.  Still, after an awkward silence, a few of us laughed about it just to fill the void, and a couple of us even tried to make a favorable comment.  I walked over to hang with the National Guard guys.

 

In retrospect, I should have confronted him forcefully right on the spot.  Except for the joker in charge, we all would have been inspired if I had said, “We do not honor this fallen hero by sitting under a tree joking about how our government should kill our fellow Americans because we don’t like what they have to say.”

 

I will always wish I had spoken-up.  That was my worst PGR memory.  My first PGR experience was March 27th when I rode 250 miles in freezing temperatures because I was inspired by the PGR mission statement.  That feeling was reinforced as I stood shoulder-to-shoulder with the other black leather jackets in front of a few Westboro people chanting “God hates Private Yates”.

 

I remember feeling compelled to look over my shoulder at them, only to be promptly corrected by Larry Helser shouting at me, “Sir, don’t look at them!  Turn your back on them Sir!”

 

I remember proudly thinking, “Only in America.”

 

Martin Luther King could not have conceived of a better, or more American, way of defeating those loudmouths.  The Westboro people are exploiting the First Amendment to be rude and even inflammatory.  The brilliance of the Patriot Guard is that we fight fire with fire, using the First Amendment and our status as invited guests to neutralize and overcome their disrespect.  We have limited control over how we are portrayed in the media and I resent it when we are characterized as counter-protestors.  But we are never characterized as thugs because we aren’t.

 

I remember the inspiration I felt in a parking lot in Galesburg as Chris Brocksmith called on a succession of speakers at the riders’ briefing.

 

I remember the determination I felt in a parking lot in Onalaska as a modest Henry Lange told me what he hoped we would do for the fallen hero that day.

 

I remember the confidence I felt in a parking lot in Osceola as Richard Wilbur described the impact we have on the grieving families.

 

But there is no need for the Patriot Guard if the job of enforcing courtesy is delegated to the police.  We can simply sit at home and pay our taxes, confident that people with improper comments on their signs will be ticketed.

 

Or maybe not.  Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

 

(1) free exercise of religion, (2) freedom of expression and (3) freedom to peaceably assemble are three reasons the government should not be ticketing the Westboro people.  Besides, if a couple hundred bikers stand is solemn silence holding flags, they look like fanatic idiots.  If the cops ticket them, they are merely scofflaws.

 

The cops I talk to at PGR events know the various laws that have become fashionable are all unconstitutional.  But cops don’t write law, they simply enforce it.  So responsibility shifts upstream to the legislators who voted to enact the flawed law.  But, like Senator Durbin, they are simply catering to the perceived groundswell of enthusiasm for such laws.  So ultimate responsibility shifts further upstream to their constituents who clamor for government punishment of people who exhibit bad taste.

 

And some of those clamoring are members of the PGR.  This fellow, for example.

 

 

He has a PGR hat, a couple of colorful patches and a tag that identifies him as a “Chaplain”.  He says that it doesn’t matter what the Westboro people put on their signs because he knows their hearts are dark.  Their motives are the reason they should all go to prison.  Also he instructs us to tear the Book of Leviticus out of our Bibles because it doesn’t apply anymore.  Let’s put him in charge.

 

No doubt, when a judge strikes down the Illinois Let Them Rest In Peace Act, or the federal Respect For America’s Fallen Heroes Act or the new federal law that Senator Durbin is currently milking, the “chaplain” will fault the judge.

 

I met him three months ago at the Shaun Novak funeral, but I write this after-the-fact on December 13th because I have another nominee to put in charge of setting morality for the rest of us.  My wife has an “interrogator” MOS.  18 months ago, Senator Dick Durbin compared her to “Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime -- Pol Pot or others -- that had no concern for human beings.”

 

(This morning, the new Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee Patrick Leahy announced that the new Majority Whip Richard Durbin “will chair a new subcommittee on human rights. The new panel's agenda will include overseeing legislation on torture and detainee treatment.”  Swell.)

 

Yesterday, Durbin visited American Legion Post 1207 in Rockford to take credit for the new Respect For The Funerals Of Fallen Heroes Act which passed both houses of Congress last week.  When the President signs it we will move one step further away from the original spirit of the First Amendment.

 

Today he visited Post 771 in Gurnee with the Patriot Guard as window dressing:

 

 

I understand why Durbin would want to associate himself with us.  Nazis, Soviets and Pol Pot would have been glad to have had us holding flags in the background, too.  But this is not about what he wants.  It is about what is best for us and our sacred mission.

 

Even if I am wrong – even if these laws are constitutional – even if we do want to associate ourselves with him – still, do we want to advocate legislation?  Wouldn’t that taint our reputation as an honorable, respectful, charitable organization?  Wouldn’t we be just one more special interest group lobbying a politician?

 

(Happily (in my opinion) the local print media did not mention us and the ABC affiliate did not broadcast the tape they made.  Unhappily (in my opinion) the paper did print a picture (similar to mine, above) that partially shows the PRG flag in the background.)

 

I suppose that if the most important thing is to keep the Westboro people away from funerals and we are bound by the law, twisting the law to target their activities is a solution.  But if the most important thing is to honor the fallen hero, to respect the values he stood for and to protect American tradition, we should distance ourselves from these laws and these politicians.

 

Only then will our actions be as pure as our motives.

Shaun Novak

 

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